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About Me Member Wise Ass CynicalSyndromeFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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1-800-HELP-PLZ

Tue Apr 7, 2009, 8:42 PM
Hello, welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
-If you are Obsessive Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
-If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
-If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
-If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are Delusional, press 7, your call will be transferred to the Mothership.
-If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are Depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.
-If you are Dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
-If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the Pound Button until a representative comes on the line.
-If you have Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.
-If you have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
-If you have Bi-Polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
-If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.
-If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

  • Mood: Apprehensive
  • Listening to: "Old Enough", The Raconteurs
  • Reading: miscellaneous
  • Watching: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (hell yes)

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Devious Info

  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium.
  • Interests: Much. Most of it nerdy or highly specialized.
  • Favourite movie: V for Vendetta.
  • Favourite band or musician: Yikes. Don't even go there.
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock/Alternative.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Poe and the Brothers Grimm. (What can I say? I love the classics.)
  • Operating System: Windows.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod.
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Killgore.
  • Personal Quote: Don't worry. This happens every time I try to explain something.
  • Tools of the Trade: Notebook, black pen, and a good song with lots of bass.

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thanks for this [link] fave!

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the cup is always half full. especially when it contains alcohol.
No prob

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If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
--Paul Beatty

Case for Creationism: We live on the film-thin transition layer between molten radioactive rock and hard vacuum, orbiting a gigantic fusion reactor.
Many thanks for the fave! :boogie:
My pleasure!

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If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
--Paul Beatty

Case for Creationism: We live on the film-thin transition layer between molten radioactive rock and hard vacuum, orbiting a gigantic fusion reactor.
Thanx for the fav ^-^

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~Jozi~

~Nice eh? Cowboy!~
No prob.

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If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
--Paul Beatty

Case for Creationism: We live on the film-thin transition layer between molten radioactive rock and hard vacuum, orbiting a gigantic fusion reactor.
what up.
Hey, whats going on? 23/female.. come chat with me on this website CLICK HERE

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An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences:
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Thank you very much for the fav ^^ It is very much appreciated XD

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The goals I hope to achieve on DeviantART:

:bulletblue: "Raise the Awareness of Swordmaking as an Art Form"

:bulletblue: "To Teach Everybody Swordmaking who wants to learn"
No problem!

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If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
--Paul Beatty

Case for Creationism: We live on the film-thin transition layer between molten radioactive rock and hard vacuum, orbiting a gigantic fusion reactor.

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